Alice enrolls in college...

...and the Mad Hatter and March Hare offer her some tips!

Alice learns about financial aid.

Hatter: Today's subject is Financial Aid. Now I'll be the Student...
Hare: And I'll be the Administration!

Hare: Give me all your money!
Hare: Okay, fill out all these forms!
Hatter: Certainly!
Hare: Now, bend over!

>PUNT!<

Hare: Here's your aid!
Hatter: See how easy it is!?
Alice: I'm beginning to see a pattern!